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Tizzy
MemberSure, I’ll take credit for it!
What am I taking credit for? Knocking the gods off Earth? Sure….
Tizzy
Member>Tom needs a woman he can trust, someone he can talk with about his fears.
Why? That’s what I’m here for, Tizzy trusty confident of the Demon Princes and the Gods. Beloved adviser of wise immortals!
Of course, the position you speak of is one that Tamarin wants to fulfill, that’s what djinnis really enjoy doing. Intellectual and physical advisers.
However, Inethya is an interesting thought, However, not a sure bet. First thought it would be Jenn, then Zelda, now Tamarin…maybe Inethya…very hard to tell at this point.
Tizzy
MemberYou bring up a good point. In some other thread, some long time back, on this site. We were talking about duplicating me.
That would make things much easier, if I could replicate myself. However, I am not sure how to do perfect replication, I only know of imperfect replication where one mates with a female. Unfortunately, all those I’ve whom I have approached have admitted to be unworthy of me. I don’t quite understand, I am more than willing to lower my standards for them, however, they all insisted that it would some sort of multiversal crime if I did not have a worth bride whose ani-genetic material was fully suitable to mine.
Again, I’m more than happy to settle for imperfect little Tizzies, but they all demur. I must admit, it is rather depressing….
Tizzy
MemberMost pornographic book ever written if you ask me.
That whole planet(s) and everything involving the DU is crazy. I’m not a big Sam fan, but personally, I like him better than the DU. The DU sets up multiple religions in his name and then plays them off each other in mass slaughter? Not even Sam is that vicious. Plus that DU and his priests are total mana hogs, why do you think that planet doesn’t have much free mana? His priests are hoovering it up. Greedy 0.1% god.
Now, that being said, his “son’ is not actually “his” son, but rather another entity all together, and despite what people think/thought, he was not talking about the DU. He was talking about Anselm’s god. God the Creator, the Alpha, the Omega, a very Zen like being for which there is little proof, but some would argue ample evidence and a very strong logical argument. But again, this is not the DU. The DU is a fragmented splinter of that exalted rabbi’s “father in heaven”
Technically, the DU is just another god, and in fact, he used to admit that there were other pantheons. Remember, “Thou shalt not have any other god before the Lord thy God?” If there is only one true god, then how would it be possible to have another god before him? So he admits there are/were other gods.
You see, in the early days, he was willing to admit that other gods were real, and if you wanted to pay homage to them, you could, but you had to put him first and foremost and give him the majority of your mana. Crumbs for the others.
As his religion(s) spread, he changed his tune, first eliminating the secondary gods, then failing to acknowledge the other gods.
Stainsberry and his spin off books will go into this in some depths, or so I am told.
Tizzy
MemberTrust me, this T-A-G fellow is winging it, at least in terms of his transcribing the actual events that I have told him.
He’s not actually an author in any sense of the word. He’s just writing down what he sees and hears during his astral adventures. I’m doing most of the narration and he’s writing it down and taking all of the credit.
Remember, these are all real events, slightly mangled by an incompetent writer.
Tizzy
MemberHidden Content? What are you talking about? Are you seeing things?
I see things, like right now, watching some ancient dudette titled the Sorcerer Supreme knock the crap out of a cocky surgeon with broken hands.
Started downloading it the day it was released to streaming, just finished the download today. I really need to get a faster modem.
If you ask me, it’s a bit simplistic and Hollywood dumbed down in terms of how the multiverse works, but still better than those parody documentaries like “Cosmos”
Anyway, I’ve had this discussion before in the forums. I do not look anything like that leathery hided old square–the Concordenax. Is my hide leathery and brown?
No, it’s splotchily leathery and green, mostly. I have lots of non-leathery parts, in fact, two sets of very nice sized non-leathery parts…more like suede…but never mind.
Really, not sure how people keep confusing us. But I’ve had it happen, even when we’re side by side.
Tizzy
MemberI think I recognize that little hand…it belongs to a certain archdemon who is mysteriously absent from his tower in the Courts of Chaos!
Tizzy
MemberRumor has it that when he “acquired his new job” there was rejoicing in the Courts of Chaos and toasts all around.
Not because of the obvious reason: an archdemon being elected as a powerful human leader who could lead a planet into damnation, no, not that, but simply because he was going to be gone for 4 years and they wouldn’t have to deal with those little demon birds he kept sending out from his tower to screech short messages at the inhabitants of the Courts, nor his boorish habits.
Tizzy
MemberHmm
Maybe you are in the same localverse as Gormegast, where Trig lives. Shamans work fairly close to normal, no wizards that I know of, but lots of high tech spacecraft.
Well, technically, he doesn’t live on Gormegast, but his horde and clan arose on that planet. They patrol the Antilles Cluster. The Horde fully claims it and the associated worlds.
Tizzy
MemberWell, that would explain why the only multiversal philosophers that aren’t passed out by mid-morning are all women….
Tizzy
Member[quote=Dirk Flamberge;6990]I resent that comment, I’ll have you know I only Partake on weekends and Universal Drinking days. [/quote]
BWAH HAH HAH
And thus you prove my point! And that is precisely the problem!
That is what all multiversal philosophers/scholars say.
However, when one encompasses the entire multiverse it’s always both a weekend and a Universal Drinking Day somewhere, in some combination of universes.
Thus, for multiversal scholars/philosophers who live on multiversal time, every day is a “double powered drinking day”
Now you might ask “what is a double powered drinking day?”
Well, the first “double powered drinking day” on Earth was discovered by a fellow named Saint Patrick, and post his discovery, this date is now named in his honor.
So if you ever visit Earth on Saint Patrick’s day, you will understand what a double powered drinking day is!
Tizzy
Member[quote=Dirk Flamberge;6993]Difference is that I’m not a multiversal philosopher, that was my minor, my two majors are the Majority (no pun intended) of what my Work is. [/quote]
Sorry, missing what were your two Majors? Witchcraft and Engineering? Astrology and Astrophysics? Or with your hybrids, Botany and Veterinary Science? Or Biology and Engineering? Genetics and Aesthetics? Wait? Are you responsible for Chia Pets? Are those your works?
Tizzy
MemberAlso, trying to recall, but before the avatar problems, weren’t you employed as a Haberdasher?
Tizzy
MemberOoh love the vertical text. That’s particularly cool. Not at all sure what character set it is.
Seriously freaky though.
But, yes, the majors do make sense once I copy and past to MultiPad that has most normal character sets across the multiverse. This forum is ’ing a lot. The vertical stuff however is not getting translated. I assume that’s the encryption problem.
Tizzy
MemberYep that is where he went.
Bwah! Hah! Hah! If you take my microphone, I’ll only have to screech louder and I can guarantee you I won’t be as pleasant as the dulcimer tone of mic-speaker feedback. My beautiful screaming voice has been compared very favorable to claws on a chalkboard!
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