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You nefarious nincompoop, he was not mentioning your mentally marginal self!
He was referring to their idiosyncratic ideal of insisting on identifiable infirmities in all instances and every instantation.
Seriously. ](*,)
Hah!
I have finally and fastidiously flouted your failed fixings of this faulty forum feature!
By clearing my DNN avatar (main site) the forum is automatically pulling my gravatar based upon my email address!
Hah, dangerously deranged doubter!
You shall rightfully rue your resistance and irrational irrectitude! Rest assured, there shall be rueful ramifications to your ridiculously relentless resistance to righteousness reason-ability!
I have no idea what book you people are talking about.
It sounds like some work of fiction. I have no time for such frivolous froo-frah as the Law is a seriously seductive siren that surreptitiously subsumes all of its servants’ schedules!
It will not be necessary to use D’Uber to send your surly sanctimoniously sacrilegious scurrilous selves to our superior sequestration system!
Your vile insinuations have incriminated you and the Inferno will imminently intervene to indict and inter you ignobly incorrigible individuals!
To expedite this endeavor, you are entreated to enter into an email your street address, city, country, planet and universe and direct it to my forum address.
Thank you for your cooperation in your incarceration!
Wylan Wylfred Wyntyrford, Field Protectator of Oorstemoth.
Whatever he may or may not be, he is complicit in the schemes of the Dark Lord Edwyrd and his ally the Demon Lord Tommus!
All shall be brought to Justice, or more accurately, Justice shall be brought to them, since they have failed to turn themselves in for execution.
You do know that impugning the integrity of an Officer of the Law, and making false accusations against an Officer is considered High Treason?
I hope that is not what you are committing, because that would add to your already considerable list of crimes.
BTW: What is the make, model and color of your car; in the event we need to fireball it? Although if you are in a crowded city, a lightning bolt would probably incur fewer bystander casualties.
He is a conniving con-artist full of considerable crapola!
I can attest that the High Council has approbated his apprehension, arraignment and arrest!
The High Justice of Oorstemoth shall be meted out by the members of the most meritoriously magnificent and momentous judicial movement known to man! The Journey of the Inferno!
We shall impose Order upon the Abyss!
Hah! Korwin has confirmed that you have combined as crazed criminal conspirators concerned only with conducting cross-world chaos cruelly conceived to crudely confound our commanding chivalric clout constructed from conscripted counselors and conservators of LAW!
The Inferno shall sack the entire Abyss and return in triumph.
However, we have yet to leave. Perhaps we can come to your world first, apprehend you villains and bring you with us. We can use some cannon fodder when the foul demons attack!
–Time issue
Yes, I had Wylan try it. He was not in the beta program and he joined and couldn’t see it for a while.
He got into the site’s security group, but apparently the forum software only syncs profiles (it has it’s own user system) so often, like every X minutes probably 30 or 60.
:^o Liar!
[-x Foul beast of hell!
[-( I should not even read your stupid posts!!!!![color=red][b]:-# HOW DARE YOU SAY THERE ARE NO IMMUTABLE FACTS??????
:-# THE LAW IS TRUE
:-# THE LAW IS IMMUTABLE AND ALMOST UNCHANGING [/b](It does grow, of course)
:-# I[i][b] simply can’t believe you would spout such heresy demon![/b][/i][/color]Clearly you and your foul kind deserve the fate that awaits you at the hands of the Law of Oorstemoth!
I can’t reveal our plans, but rest assured, you shall not escape the law and HIGH JUSTICE by fleeing to the Abyss.
[color=orange][size=7][b]We won’t chase you to the “Gates of Hell” We shall follow you right through those damned gates!!![/b][/size][/color]Now, that’s the holiday spirit!
It’s also the nicest thing anyone on this annoying archaic anecdotal accident of a website has said about my beloved homeland!
Hear Hear!
Holiday Happiness happens not by happenstance but by the hearkening of helpful Hallowed Hallelujahs of Heightened Honesty honoring the heartwarming helpfulness of Oorstemoth in ordaining order upon the oceans and the overseas offshoots of Oorstemoth!
