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Gastrope’! That’s his name. I couldn’t remember. Just remembered the sallow complexion. Still, think he’d go into Movie Magic? I bet he’d be pretty good. We could make a ton of money off hi…I mean, HE’D make a ton of money!
You know, I read the first two Laboratory Dungeon books, but it just didn’t hook me past that. Not sure why. The premise was interesting, I guess I just didn’t care for where they took it.
Delvers is interesting.
Scottie Futch has some interesting LitRPG stuff. Like [url=https://www.amazon.com/Earth-Tactics-Advance-Scottie-Futch-ebook/dp/B0716G935L/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8]Earth Tactics Advance[/url]. Basically what would happen if the Earth had an apocalypse that changed it into a Turn-Based tactical RPG. I think that was just a “can I make this happen” kind of story.
I love NPCs and Fred the Vampire Accountant by Drew Hayes.
I think I’ve mentioned the Authors & Dragons Podcast he DMs as well. Funny as hell.
Deeeeeep, man.
I have nothing to add to the discussion, as I’m only intelligent when compared to my free-roaming gelatinous cousins. Though we slimes and oozes can be considered immortal in the sense we don’t age, just continue to grow, in practice our population is controlled by natural predators and accidents. So it’s extremely unlikely any of us would be able to answer your rather specist question. Though I can extrapolate from my own current size growth, that within 100,000-120,000 years, I could be large enough to engulf an entire planet. To last a million years would require some form of space magic to allow me to eat other worlds. I could possibly see that happening, but I’m not entirely sure what my mental state would be after that long. Probably extremely bored. Just eat, eat, eat. I mean, if you eat the entire internet, what else is there to do? No funny cat videos, no tentacle hentai, no videos of adventurers falling into pit traps. BOOOORING!
[quote=Tizzy;7430]Hmm,
I’m not sure, but don’t gelatinous cubes spontaneously break up into smaller cubes after the reach a certain mass? Pretty sure that’s how you reproduce…I know that’s how you reproduce–you said so, but I think I read that at some point your size gets so large and massive that have trouble maintaining sufficient viscosity and you split in two–or more.
All I can say to Mikey is that–wow–sucks to be human. Fortunately, having always been me, I don’t have to worry about such things, I am me, was me and always will be me. I mean, why mess with peak perfection?
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Well, you are right (as always) Tizzy. I’m not sure that I’d be able to hold together that long, but to imagine what it would be like to live that long, I had to make the assumption that I COULD live that long. I still assert that I would totally be bored after having ate the internet.
No, there are racial memories, and maybe some vague, foggy personal memories…if the Piece of Slime is lucky. Really, when there’s a fracture, the amount and clarity of the memories is directly proportional to the percent of mass breaking apart. And the bigger the piece released, the more fractured the personality matrix in the bigger portion. So a really small cube released would have few if any personal memories, and I’d feel a little off for a day or two. Breaking into two nearly equal parts would shatter my personality, and there’d be two completely new personalities, with some odd fuzzy “parent” memories.
I wonder. If I eat the internet, would I remember all the cat videos and tentacle porn?
[quote=Tizzy;7400]I have to admit, I am very impressed by their ability to group teleport while singing and dancing.
That requires a lot of skill, even if the teleportation is being done by someone behind the camera, many people experience disorientation immediately after teleporting, but the fellows just keep on groovin.
Betting they are archdemons with that much skill.
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Naw, like many other things, I’m sure it’s practice, practice, practice.
Use the names to create para-sympathetic links to leech creative energies for their voracious appetites.
It really depends on what dimensions they’re playing in/out/into. As the quantum waveforms resonate across the subspace barrier, you’d totally be able to detect them!
You know, I can’t help but wonder if some vikings managed to make it down to the American South. In a lot of ways they bear a striking resemblance to the Southern American group called “redneck”. They love their gods and weapons, and a lot of their adventures start with “Here, hold my beer and watch this”.
