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[quote=Tizzy;6824]
And yes, ‘Salvatore’ was goading Sam. However, it’s a bit risky for an archdemon’s servant to purposefully antagonize a demon prince. See Major Domo, who also knew who Sam was. However, an archdemon, aligned with, and close to Asmodeus? Much safer to goad. Demon Princes and Archdemons often run in the same social circles and play power games, given that there really aren’t that many demon princes and the line between archdemon and demon prince is far blurrier than the lines to everything lower.[/quote]
Is Sam really considered a Demon Prince? I’d’ve expected him to be rated a bit higher, seeing as he’s a Co-Factor of the Abyss and directly under what passes for a god in that place[quote=Tizzy;6814]Well, if you need to get paid, you’ll need to flag down the cruise ship he’s currently floating around in.
Looks like a Typhoon class submarine with what appears to be 3 conning towers.
I hear he’s planning to visit Tom in the near future.
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Didn’t that ship only have his wife and a single bodyguard? And, if I remember correctly, a certain Lord Tommus’ gravity cannon nearly broke that ship in twain! They’d need to be either much better tacticians, be lucky in that Tom is there, or have upgraded their defenses to be able to get to him.
At least you’ll get paid; I have to wait till I see him again, though I could get to him through Smody…. but he owes me several favors as well and it’d be a shame to waste them. Nevermind the fact that our “Jilted Bride” would have him put me down for an extremely long time, meaning forever
[quote=Tizzy;6804]The video stream from my spybots that infect your webcam while posting here are not working thanks to my crappy AOL dialup service…
Can you refresh me as to your chimeric species? And which parts are from which species?[/quote]
Not really a name for my species; everyone seems to be unique nowadays. The Creators decided that our planet should be able to repopulate with ANYTHING. Therefore, we just call ourselves “Chimeras.” Anyway, I have the lower body of a crab, the torso of a man, wings of a demon that I stole from a blind soothsayer, and two heads from a hydra. Yes, they do grow back if I want them to, but really, who wants to deal with that many personalities? I’d be on par with you, Tizzy, in terms of potential insanity.
Well…. that doesn’t usually happen does it? I mean, aren’t yokai supposed to be hiding? If not, I might need to return to my home planet; at least there you’ve only got to look at weird combos of people and animals, such as myself.
[quote=Tizzy;6755]Well, I do enjoy the feedback you get by putting the mic next to the speaker, that squealing is very erotic I have to admit.
So maybe…[/quote]
Wait, that was YOU?!? My ears were ringing for several Astlanian hours after SOMEONE brough the mic too close to the Doom Speakers! [angry] That’s not a good thing, especially with two heads! And do you know how hard it is to get off the floor when you have the lower body of a crab? Not easy, I’ll tell you that! Took 3 D’Orcs to get me back up!
[quote=Tisslils;6693]
Since when did Brooding Dark Lords have bro codes?
I’m sure Antefalken won’t mind since being on her “Exterminate List” is rather a bit dangerous for a Bard. And Tom can always ask nicely.What Tom needs is a challenge. The harder your partner’s trying to kill you, the better the sex![/quote]
Every race has a Bro Code! And remember: most demons in the Abyss came from Earth, so they almost definitely brought the Bro Code with them. And the sex would be great until they actually DO kill you. Then what? No climax, just… regeneration or Final Death
Back to the topic of love interests, did anyone else notice something between “Sir Samwell” and Sir Lady Serah?
[quote=EyeDeKay;6648]Would she have a cure to Antefalken’s D’crabs?[/quote]
Wait. Didn’t Antefalken say he didn’t actually have demon crabs when Damien asked? Was that a lie or is this the making of a story to tell his little bedwarmers?
[quote=Tizzy;6661]
You know it’s a bad day when your salad tries to eat you.You ever seen a carrot eat a rabbit? I have. Of course, it was a D’Carrot eating a D’Rabbit. Do you have any idea how long it takes to regenerate from carrot poop?[/quote]
Are you asking from personal experience,Tizzy, or did you actually wait for that D’Rabbit to fully regenerate? Or is it both?
[quote=Gelcube;6625]
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, the hilarity that would ensue! [/quote]
I don’t think even Tom could say that it wouldn’t be funny though he does seem a bit more interested in his wardrobe in AoD…..
[quote=Tizzy;6627]Well, since Doom doesn’t do resurrections that would be our only option to get him back.
Of course, he can’t die in the Abyss, so it would have to happen on a material plane at which point it’s a race between Tom and Hilda to see who gets to him first!
She (or any of the other avatars or major priests–Teragdor, Iskerus) could ressurrect him normally, Tom would have to D’Orc him.
Hmm, writing that down and seeing it in print, it just struck me for the first time in 70,000 years that that may sound a little obscene. :-” [/quote]
Of course, the problem with this is that we have no clue if Tiernon would directly intervene… though, I believe Hendel seems much more likely for a Divine Intervention and to act as an intermediary– oops, meant interlocutor. (Never know when an orc or D’Orc might get on) :-$
This is making Book 4 seem much more interesting….. hmmmm, could there possibly be a plot twist where Talarius dies and is brought back as a Demon of Doom?
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Also, thanks Tizzy for the hints on how to hide spoilers.I’d like to know what Talarius is gonna do. I mean, it’s just been confirmed *SPOILERS BELOW* that his God knew what they were doing in Naajar, Noatar, and those places but did nothing. Also, he’s been declared an “Apostle of Doom.” Is he gonna leave Tiernon to work for Tom? Or is he gonna stay with Tiernan to see if he (Tiernon) can redeem himself in his (Talarius’s) eyes?
[quote=Tizzy;6595]Well at least your floors are clean with them sliding around everywhere.
Humans have to attach fluffy dust rags to their offspring to get them to clean the floors as they crawl around, gelatinous cubes have it so much easier.[/quote]
True, yet how does one make more gelatinous cubes? Are they split off the original? Is there a Mrs. Gelcube at home? :-k
