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I mean really. How dare that mortal have the audacity of having to partake of food to remain alive to write these exquisite books.[/quote]
Exactly, the nerve!
And, the worst part, “write” is too strong a term, it’s more like transcribe my notes, anecdotes and recollections. He’s at best a ghost-writer for me! And I’ve told him all this stuff that happened and he can’t seem to get it organized and written down in any reasonable period of time.
Of course, my biggest gripe is that, even from early on, he somehow decided to focus more on Tom as the principle protagonist, rather than the one true protagonist: ME!
Sheesh, I’m telling the story to T-A-G, why am I relegated to some sort of third person narrator? It should all be first (and ok, maybe fourth) person from my point of view!