[Lyndrek]

[quote=Tizzy;7492]Well, technically, neither has he….(tWoW) summer is lasting remarkably long, even for Westeros….anything to put off winter…

That’s the nice thing about the Abyss, no Winter, no White Walkers. Although, that’s more for the benefit of the White Walkers, those pale pansies would get their butts melted against even Lilith’s forces, let alone the Army of Doom! Although, we really do need to stock up on some more D’Orcs…

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I don’t think Tom is speciest. I see a lot of demons on this forum that would be willing to work at Mount Doom. Whether you are a D’orc or a Dork, better opportunities in the service of DOOM.

[Lyndrek]

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no one says they have personally met the Concordenax, others just assume people like Lilith and Sam have. And then you have Tisdale there, refering to it as leathery hided old square. Also full of fiber.

Maybe we will find out who is wrong in the next book. 😉

[Lyndrek]

People think the Concordenax is the name of the first demon, the greatest demon ever.

Concordenax is the name of Tizzy’s journal. Anything Tizzy writes in the book becomes the truth.

I’m sure we will find out that Tizzy is the actually the first demon, Most powerful and god among demons. He’s crazy because he hasn’t done a reincarnation cycle like the other gods do (I mean who would greet new demons if Tizzy is the only one who can sense them?! He’s got responsibilities! You would crack too if you couldn’t really sleep and refresh after hundreds of thousands of years. A brain can only hold so much information.)

It’s a hard eternity being responsible for everything. I think Tizzy should always get Choco-coffee(TM) for free any bar or tavern he wants.

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