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I have no interest in your pipe after what Tom said.
Also makes sense that demons ate everything edible. They have politics for fun, and if that is the most entertaining thing around, they live in a bleak pace.
The Denubian plane sounds interesting. Also are planes at fixed locations in space, or do they float, and what keeps a plane like the Denubian plane from merging violently with a more hospitable plane or you know interacting with the nearby planes in a negative manner?
Don’t ask Tizzy for spoilers, sure he does have knowledge of what’s going on, but most of what he spews are delusions and madness. I will admit that every now and then you find something of interest from him, but it is normally a passing remark. He is also very old, confused, and lucky. He has managed to live for thousands of years if he can recognize Ramses. He is intelligent as he has managed to offend many people of power and survived. Ask Jerry. Tizzy tells him things and Jerry translates it to a sane format.
Also do you grow your weed or get it from a supplier. Also do things actually grow in the abyss and if so what. I know that demons have food their and drinks that don’t boil. One last question, why hasn’t anybody made some form of demonic plant that can spread across the abyss. You could eat it, it could gather animus, and it will give demons something to fight that is only a nuisance unless further tampered with.
Excellent point!
See, signing in blood is a completely normal business activity. Nothing untoward about it!
Except, you know, communicable STDs and the general stigma associated with signing a contract in blood and the manner used to obtain the blood and the general unpleasantness involved in the whole situation, your own irate fury at being screwed over, etc., etc. Did I miss anything?
Hmm
I don’t know, [b]I[/b] have never had any irate fury over any blood contracts. Of course, that’s because I write all the contracts myself…
Remember, one of the problems with being a “Certified” Demon is that every few decades you have to go [b]back[/b] to law school for both refreshers and new theories in contract law, litigation, and now days, patent and IP laws…
It’s a lot like teacher re-certification, only much more expensive.
And if you doubt that I am a certified demon, just ask anyone who has every met me, they will all attest that I am “certifiable.”
I agree. You’re definitely certifiable. However I think the both of us forgot one giant bloodsucking problem: lawyers. They have to be demonic or undead in some manner
[quote=Tizzy;275]Well, clearly none of your friends are mortgage lenders or work for credit card companies, banks, investment firms or tech startups otherwise they would realize that this is simply Standard Operating Procedure in the business world.
:^o[/quote]
You forgot insurance agencies.
You have a degree in law…and a brief span as a lawyer?
How brief of a span? One lifetime’s worth? say 60 or 70 years?
That would be forgivable; on the other hand if you kept practicing law for more than 1 or 2 centuries, you’d pretty much need to have a stake rammed through your heart.
Nothing personal, but I’m just looking after the best interest of the rest of the multiverse.
Of course, if you’d also spent time as a “Business Consultant” well, then…things get even worse…
Well of course, but I didn’t mention them because no self respecting demon would want to be associated with “lawyers”
Oooh, please, I may be evil, but I’m not that evil….
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I suppose now is a bad time to mention my degree in law and that brief span of time as an attorney:-({|= …
Vulgar creature? Says the guy who spent 3 Centuries being a lawyer?
That level of kettle calling the pot black is almost worthy of my good friend the Demon Prince Darth Cheney. Heartless fiend he is. (Literally–he treats them like batteries: keeps draining them dry and then needing to go out and steal another one). Haven’t seen him recently, although I’ve heard he was promoting wars in some far off plane of existence. Some tidal backwater or other.
All I can say is that vampires really suck.
Although of course, I’ll still be bittorrenting the final season of True Blood down to my mirror. Now, I do have to admit, if I were to work with a vampire, it would have to be Pam. She’s a class act. Too bad about her maker getting toasted. While I do love me a bit of Fried Swede now and then, he was probably overcooked.
When I was alive? I’m about as alive as I ever get, afraid. Although some mornings I feel more dead than others. Those Damned Denubians, you sometimes get a spiked batch. Although admittedly, you have to drink a lot to find the spiked batches.
Vampires books especially vampire romances is just ewww! Please! Don’t ever let me experience such trauma.
Hmm,
Sounds like a good idea…but I need to do some research. If that Staff of Ecstasy will get me what I want without any more acid burns to my privates, then it would be purrfect!
On the bright side, no need for a second volume now that we know what is in [u][i][b]The Book[/b][/i][/u]!
I’ll let the author know that the game is up and he can start writing about sparkly vampires or something else that’s infuriatingly inane.
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They stole my Book! Those BASTARDS! Tizzy, would you be willing to loan Tom to me for..say…a day? As we all know, you are his unequivocal lord and master and I daresay he could never resist your…charm. Yes, let’s call it ‘charm’. In exchange for Tom’s services I offer you the Staff of Ecstasy. I’ll leave you to guess what it is and does.
Do we have a deal?Hmmm
That books sounds pretty much like that book Lenamare is trying to open.
Given that you are a lawyer, you are probably of Oorstemothian descent. Have you checked all your treasure vaults? Lenamare’s minions stole this book from a dungeon in Ooorstemoth. Maybe it was one of your dungeons?
Just saying you might want to check.
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