Ah, but what if my “craziness” is just an act?
What if I am completely sane and pretending to be insane and nonsensical to lull everyone into a trap!
No one thinks the crazy guy did it! Crazy guys are always harmless and cuddly, you know like Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger!
Two of the sweetest, most playful people I’ve ever met, and they are also batshit crazy!
“Slowly I turned, step by step…”