(lack of) Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is: http://astlan.org/net/world. Depending who is in control on any given day, we are either demons from the depths of The Abyss, or a Cabal of Wizards seeking to dominate and enslave said demons from The Abyss.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.


If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Contact forms

If you fill out a contact form, we promise to have a wizard contact you the next time you are in the Astral Plane.


If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one billion years.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains all your personal data and is never discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two centuries, and screen options cookies last for a thousand years. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two millenia. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes lots of personal data and simply indicates the unique ID of your soul. It expires after a wizard has demonized you.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Who we share your data with (whoever we want but most likely)

  • Orcus and everyone in Mount Doom
  • The Council of Wizardry
  • The Courts of Chaos
  • The Grove
  • The Nyjer Ennead
  • The Concordenax
  • The 5 Siblings
  • The Olympians
  • Multiple Orc Hordes

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained for a minimum of 2 billion years. Unless you bore us, in which case we may just delete you. Although we will still keep your data for at least 2 billion years. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or not delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their true name). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

By registering at this site, you sign over your entire soul to us for the remainder of eternity, if not longer.

Where we send your data

The Oubliette.

How we protect your data

We store it in Tartarus. Good luck getting it out.

What data breach procedures we have in place

You going to breach us?

What third parties we receive data from

Pretty much the same people we give your data to.

What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data

We generally make decisions over the course of a few centuries, maybe a decade or two. If you are brave enough to come here, we will give you a profile in courage.

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements

What industry are we talking about? Eternal damnation and/or demonic slavery?