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:-s …. :-k
Anyone else think the Oorstemothians somehow got their hands on a copy of the soliloquy from “V for Vendetta”? And then took it too far.
A couple things. First, it’s BECAUSE he knows you that Tom will probably believe it. Second, I’ve made it 8,000 years on a deal for immortality with Old Nick, which means I’m possibly the most paranoid entity in existence.8-[ That guy makes a living coming up with new meanings for “Fate Worse than Death”. Thus his famous “Escape Clause”. Almost got me in Pompeii too, a few decades trapped under magma and ash might have made that escape clause look tempting.
By the way, I’m blaming the 800 or so stoned/comatose people who visited my local bakery on you.[-x You may not notice it (considering where you keep that pipe), but your “special blend” has a distinctive odor. Nice try though.
And on another note, I hereby laugh at our serious discussions on matters of life, death, and eternal torment. Hey nani nani and a ho ho hoo. :d/
Good to know. By the way, you’re like 87th in line to collect my soul via email, so it’s going to be one hell of a wait.
Actually, I believe this is a case of “Buyer Beware”. It’s amazing that the soul market still operates on “buy now, pay later”. It’s not my fault if entities don’t check whether a person is still legally in possession of their soul before acceding to a deal. o:) As such, for soul claimants 2 through 87, sucks to be you. :-({|=
Good luck with that. My first deal was 8,000 years ago with Old Nick himself for immortality. My times up when the sun expands and swallows the Earth, and not a minute sooner. :d/
Later if I can manage to get off this rock.
(All soul claiments= ](*,) )
You’re welcome to try, but unless you’ve got it in good with the Big Guy Upstairs you’re not going to be able to do a magically forced ejection on this Plane. And I know how to spot the “imported” substances that could otherwise separate the soul from the body. Besides, I don’t think you want me telling Tom who sold Reggie the “demon” weed, now would you? :-” ….. :-$
This may have already been discussed elsewhere, but seeing as how I’m lazy :-” I’ll just create a new topic. I’m not looking for a date, I’m just wondering if the next book will be out sometime this year, or next year? Just tell me you’re not going to be truly evil and pull a George R.R. Martin on us. [-o<
I think Maou meant something like this:
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:-”
Note: This is a simple letter substitution cypher, and some of it is white. A special prize to the first person who posts a translation. =p~
