Tizzy vs. Watson
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IBM Research has recently released a number of their machine learning research projects as a part of the IBM BlueMix cloud product family.
One of their funnier products, [url=http://www.ibm.com/smarterplanet/us/en/ibmwatson/developercloud/doc/personality-insights/]Personality Insights[/url], has the following to say about Tizzy’s forum posts:
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/wQEzqdH.png[/img]Who is this Watson guy?
Why is he saying I need love? I resent that! I’m perfectly happy with my yuge circle of friends (Boggy, Tom, Rupert, Gastrope’, Jenn, Maelen, Antefalken, Estrebius, Reggie) That’s like 9 friends! That’s more than I’ve ever had before, who in the multiverse needs more than 9 friends.
I don’t think anyone other than Mark Zuckerberg has more than a baker’s dozen!
So what, did this Watson guy get an account and reading my posts? Not seeing him in the user list…
[quote=Tizzy;3513]Why is he saying I need love?[/quote]
It’s a sales tool, meant to answer the question of what products to try to sell to you, and how.
Bakery supplies, for example, are a classic love product, which is why they are so often marketed by images which D’Customers perceive as typical objects of affection.
Your standard enriched butter is often sold to D’Consumers who value stimulation and harmony.
Since you are likely to imminently recommend certain strategic magical purchases to your friends, it’s worth it to subject you to brand and product line marketing.
Will this Watson tool spam me?
I am hoping so!
I love spam, it’s delicious and nutritious.
Pretty sure it’s made from pink food coloring and Soylent Green!
And everyone knows how delectable Soylent Green is. It’s secret ingredient is one of my favorite foods!
Although I’ve noticed these commercials on TV for this nutritional shake called [url=https://www.soylent.com/]”Soylent”[/url]
Seriously? Did the people who started this brain damaged company never hear of Charlton Heston?
[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/9IKVj4l5GU4[/YOUTUBE]
Hey Tizzy, if you happen to bump into T-A-G, please mention that forum notification email links point to his business domain, not astlan.net.
Ack, Ack.
That’s because he added another forum for his business and it confuses the crap out of the forum software.
Thanks
Hoping that fixed it, seems there is a bug in the sql code; he knew that when creating, but thought he’d kludged around it.
Tricky gremlins, their error message was completely pointing in the wrong direction from the problem.
This is a dekludge of the spell I used to battle the gremlins when I thought it was the other thing. Did I rebreak it?
The email has the correct domain, but the last link I got was still broken. You did post two messages after that, I see, but I received no email regarding them.
I’m sure that my architect’s perspective is both foolish and unrefined, but off-the-shelf solutions such as http://www.discourse.org/ combined to Google / Facebook authentication and authorization might possibly require less custom work and tuning.
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