Well, you know the saying, “A watched author never gets boiled in his bubble bath!”
And how are they expected to write if you don’t boil them?
He’s been hideously horrible with this “so called” work thing, he spends like 12+ hours a day 7 days a week obsessing over it, rather than doing what he is supposed to do, which is what I tell him do! Which is write!
It’s really boiling my cauldron! [cursing]