Well, first, have you heard Hasselhoff sing? He is (was) a huge singing sensation in Europe…the land of Eurovision…
Plus he’ll bring his talking car and Pamela Anderson…who was a pre-Kardashian, pre-Paris Hilton celebrity. Have you seen VIP?????
Are your friends talented and wise?
Although if they are friends with someone who wants to sell their souls…then they probably aren’t very wise…so I guess you don’t have to answer that.
A good friend will work. Significant Others also work. Although, since you might end up spending all eternity in the Abyss together, you will want to make sure that they are really “Signficant.”