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I think you forget something my friend…I am a lawyer. And not just any lawyer either. Oh no!I’m a fucking contract lawyer and now that I know where to find that bastard I’m going to throw the Book at him. For those of you who don’t know what the Book is, it is an inescapable torture device which holds all the most serene, non-violent and extremely boring facts and knowledge of all Existence. Worst of all, it contains no less than three million math essay questions. Either Cheney gives me my virgins or he spends all of eternity memorizing the Book’s contents. :d/ Victory is soon to be mine!