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Interpretation? I think I’m generally quite clear and concise. Not sure what there is to interpret. If I say that I’m going to go have a lunch buffet of virgins if I can’t stay by your side, then I pretty much mean it.
Now, I suppose the interpretation would be “female virgins” but I’m not picky. I’ll happily eat virgins of either sex. They are so tasty.
The only untasty virgin I found was this little square rectangle virgin (it even used the word virgin in it’s title/honorific and had it painted on it “Virgin Mobile”) so I tried to eat this Mobile virgin, but it was really crunchy and nasty. Plus so small that it didn’t fill me up. I then saw this really giant metal sausage with wings that said it was also a Virgin, but it was too big to fit in my mouth so I didn’t even try to eat it.