[quote=Tizzy;1575]He’s full of excuses…if he was a demon his master would not stand for this sort of tardiness.
Accursed Masters don’t put up with slothfulness.
Someone needs to summon T-A-G, turn him into a demon and order him to hurry up and finish the book already![/quote]
Can’t demons do that – or at least the ones with wizard powers? If so, give the author an otherwordly experience, arrange with a friend to summon him and done. Or is there some kind of demon ethics against summoning and binding fellow demons?