Well fortunately, your soul is already taken thanks to the authors payment to me of the souls of the first 100 people to sign up on this site. I’ve got the mailing list and am working a Runic Email to capture your souls.
Now as far as relatives. Quality control. You see, that’s the thing. A demon’s gotta have standards and all.
If you just give me random “stranger” souls, I might end up with a Kardashian, or worse…like David Hasselhoff or something…So that’s why I’m thinking a relative, someone with good genetic potential, since obviously they are related to someone sophisticated enough to read Into The Abyss and know the importance of signing up on the website.