Of course, the most obvious secret would be that he actually is who he says he is…but then Sam might have recognized him since supposedly Dante and Virgil were climbing all over him and apparently went through his belly-button or some such silliness.
Of course, the more awkward thing would be for Sam to reveal himself and force Dante to admit that his writings were all fiction…
Hmm, so I wonder where Virgil is? Seems like he should have been the Cartographer or something. Unless, Virgil is trapped in Sam’s dungeon or something like that.
That would be funny, Virgil trapped in the lowest level of Sam’s dungeon, half frozen in ice and gnawing on traitors! Hah hah!
Never liked Virgil.
Uhm…not that I knew him. Nope. Not at all. Never met the guy! Never mind…. :-“